SHORT HUMOR
McSweeney’s
Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
January 15, 2025
Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
November 13, 2024
We Are the Spiders of This House
June 5, 2024
The 25th Annual Conference of Women Mentioned in Rock Lyrics
February 13, 2024
Food from “The Great British Bake Off” or Song by The Cure
January 26, 2023
It’s Me, Your Thin Friend and Oh My God, I Feel So Fat
November 11, 2022
Your (Aging) Body Is a Wonderland
July 13, 2022
Come Work at Our Nonprofit Where We Treat Employees Like Family – A Toxic and Dysfunctional Family
March 9, 2022
Coming in 2040: No Future, The First Punk Rock Nursing Home
June 2, 2021
House Hunting in 2021 Bingo
April 21, 2021
It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
March 3, 2021
Unfollow, Unfriend or Block — A Pandemic Guide
April 8, 2020
I’m The Woman From A-Ha’s “Take On Me” Video, And Life With A Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
November 1, 2019
Responses to the Question, “Why Didn’t You Ever Have Kids?”
April 3, 2019
Signs That You Are A Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause
November 15, 2017
Points in Case
The Real Seagulls of New Jersey, Season 9
June 10, 2023
The Museum of Americana
Cooking Tips from My Mom in the 1970s
October 15, 2023
Slackjaw
The Belladonna
Tabloid Headlines If We Talked About Men the Way We Talk About Women
September 30, 2022
Things I, an American Woman, Did Last Weekend for No Particular Reason at All
June 30, 2022
Reasons to Shave Your Legs in Winter
March 14, 2022
Virus Seeking Host: The Omicron Variant Sets Up An OkCupid Profile
December 12, 2021
Things Men on the Street Have Murmured About My Breasts or R.E.M. Songs?
April 27, 2021
Greener Pastures
I’m a Woman Who Grew up in New Jersey, and Rumors About Real, Yellowjackets-Style Cannibal Cults Are Absolutely Untrue
March 24, 2023